The Knicks Have A 10pm Curfew

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 The Knicks are currently one of the most embarrassing teams in all the land. Their 8-18 record is atrocious, and coach Mike Woodson tried a different approach to shake the Knicks out of their funk.

Prior to the Knicks Saturday afternoon game, Woodson implemented a 10 pm curfew Friday night and had all of his players stay at the same hotel. The goal was to have the players fresh for Saturday's matinee.

It didn't work. Furthermore, it appears not all of the players even knew about said curfew. When asked about it, Metta World Peace responded;

“I didn’t know we had a curfew.” Ten p.m., I said. “Oh.” He turned and pulled a bottle out of his locker. “Kombucha, the wonder drink, man. It’s great,” he said. “They say it has natural alcohol. For real, man.”

That's basically the 2013-14 New York Knicks in a nutshell. Scrambling to find a quick fix to the problem, and nobody is on the same page. Completely unraveling at the seams.


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