35 year old smoke bomb, Michelle Rodriguez was wasted drunk last night at MSG with 21 year old model Cara Delevingne. The two were making out, smoking, and just putting on an absolute clinic for how to act at a Knicks game. This is what is going to put asses in the seats at MSG.
They also showed perfect form in taking that blacked out selfie. 10/10 performance, ladies. Well done. I would've paid top dollar to be the dude in the scarf sitting behind this court side party.